Terranova, "Goldilocks"

Remember all those clubs in the ’90s that thought a good way to seem mysterious or sophisticated or whatever the dumbass in charge figured would signal “European” was to project videos like this one on the wall of darkened room towards the back, and how you’d pass by for a couple of seconds and look to see what was going on and think, “I have had a lot of drugs tonight but boy have I not had enough drugs to make this seem in any way like something I’d be suckered into”? What? You were 12 when the ’90s ended and your memories of that decade mostly involve Nickelodeon and “Boy Meets World” and N’Sync and every time you hear me talk about that era as some kind of period in which grown-up things happened you roll your eyes because it is basically ancient history to you and it’s both comical and depressing to see an old man look back to a time in which you were essentially a child with the nostalgia of someone who realizes he will never be young again? You’d laugh at how pathetic I sound if a small part of you didn’t feel sorry for me? You don’t care who Kurt Cobain was and you wish I’d stop talking about him? God, the demographics of this site have really changed. Anyway, for the few of you out there who know what I’m talking about, enjoy. And don’t die anytime soon, I’d hate to be the last one left.