Fancy New Robot Desk Will Tell You When To Eat, Shit

“Walk into work in the morning, and the new Autonomous Desk pops up to a standing position. Later, you can adjust it to take a sitting break, but if you sit for too many hours, the desk is going to remind you to stand up again. In the meantime, you can ask the AI-powered desk to order you lunch, set a couple of meetings, and adjust the temperature on your Nest Thermostat.” Also: “You can think of the desk as a personal fitness trainer.”