Everybody Wants That New Brooklyn Look

The real estate market is getting WARM, and nowhere is it warmer than in Brooklyn, New York, USA. Why? Because everybody wants to get that Brooklyn Real Estate Look. What’s That Brooklyn Look?

That Brooklyn Look is sleek, modern, and contains room for a large furnace for disposing of medical waste, if needed, or just an elevator. (Atlantic Avenue, Clinton Hill.)

That Brooklyn Look is mixed use. That Brooklyn Look puts YOU where you need to BE on the three-dimensional CAD environment of life. Get That Brooklyn Look. (Bogart Street, East Williamsburg.)

That Brooklyn Look is a converted factory converted before it’s built. (Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg.)

That Brooklyn Look is on the cutting edge of pharmaceutical research, but only spiritually. (Jay Street, Dumbo.)

That Brooklyn Look is strong but makes sure to show its weakness. (Tompkins Avenue, Bed-Stuy.)

That Brooklyn Look is so anywhere, therefore That Brooklyn Look is so Brooklyn. (Nassau Street, Downtown.)

That Brooklyn Look is new on top of the old. That Brooklyn look is easy coexistence. (Kent Avenue, Williamsburg.)

That Brooklyn Look is directing you to your new home in room 3257B North — Blankfein Wing. (Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg.)

That Brooklyn Look is too cool for school. That Brooklyn Look could also be a school. (Franklin Avenue, Bed-Stuy.)

That Brooklyn Look is ready to colonize the moon. That Brooklyn Look is arcology-chic. (Fourth Avenue, Park Slope.)

What about That Queens Look? (River Park Place, Flushing.)

No! That’s not what people want. People want That Brooklyn Look. (Grattan Street, East Williamsburg.)

People like

bike guy,

one-button man,

Porsche fam,

ghost boy in front of mean car, as well as

a male human and

a female human

transfixed and gazing in awe at

That

Brooklyn

Look.