A Brief Conversation with the Internet Concerning Renée Zellweger

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Here Are Some Pictures of Renée Zellweger

but

Here is Renée Zellweger’s Awesome Response To Trolls Over Her Appearance

however, this is

What’s Really Behind The Ridicule Of Renée Zellweger’s Face

and actually

If You Looked at Renee Zellweger’s Plastic Surgery, You Need to See These Photos

which will remind you that people are dying, specifically of Ebola, despite the fact that

This Ohio man has the perfect reaction to Ebola

and anyway

Don’t panic over Ebola in America

that said, consider

The Dangerous Myth of America’s Ebola Panic

because

“Americans were far more likely to believe in witches than to worry about contracting Ebola

which doesn’t matter if you understand the real

Threats to Americans, ranked (by actual threat instead of media hype)

and that you should

Forget Ebola

because

It’s soda that should terrify you

because

Drinking soda regularly can age the body just as much as smoking regularly

although

Sitting Is the New Smoking

and also

Wow —

because

The Effects of Childhood Obesity on Adolescent Health are Much Worse Than We Thought

except

Think You Know What ‘Fat’ Means? You Should Listen To This Dude’s Definition.

although

When You Hear Someone Say ‘Fat,’ They Have No Idea What They’re Talking About

and yet

The U.S. Is Still No. 1 in the World — Just Not in a Category We Should Celebrate

except

Look At All The Ways Pop Culture Discriminates Against A Certain Body Type. How Wrong Is That?

and

Science Finds One Physical Feature We Should Stop Judging Each Other On

because

Our Own Standard For Ideal Beauty Eliminates Us All

and

Renee Zellweger’s Fine, But We Need Some Work

because

Here Are Some Pictures of Renée Zellweger.