Alternate Names for the Neighborhood Unfortunately Referred to As "Quooklyn" by the New York Times...

by The Awl July 31, 2014

Alternate Names for the Neighborhood Unfortunately Referred to As “Quooklyn” by the New York Times, Ranked

by Brendan O’Connor

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1. Woodbush

2. Ridgewood

3. Bushwood

4. “Well my mailing address is Queens but I feel like I live in Brooklyn.”

5. Bushridge

6. “I mean I live off the L, so.”

7. Wickridge

8. Ridgewick

9. Woodwick

10. Wickwood

11. “But Queens really is great.”

12. Bushwick

Brendan O’ Connor is a reporter living in Quooshkwick.

Photo by C-Monster