It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year

That’s right. It’s the true sign of spring in New York! It’s the time that Whole Foods starts carrying Happy Tree Maple Water, “never heated early season maple water wild-harvested from the Catskill Mountains.” At about $6 for ten ounces, the unheated leakings of trees are dispensed far and near. The contents? Water, and some sugar. Tree sugar. “Happy Tree Maple Water is gathered using a fully sustainable tapping system, which causes no harm to our old-growth trees. Our product is always wild-harvested using only the best, clearest, and tastiest maple water,” let it be known. Get some for little Tanlines and Eurydice today!