Both Ways Had

I suppose the only question I have left is whether or not deliberately quoting “a bearded, tattoo-covered 30-year-old who lives in East Williamsburg and sells $400 Japanese raw denim jeans for a living” provides enough of a knowing wink to offer inoculation against the cries of “trollery” you are so brazenly eliciting. I mean, it’s a neat trick if it does, I guess.