Don't Worry About The Coming War With Goats

“We would like to clarify that the quote ‘I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats’ was a reader question and not a response from Mr Robinson. The next paragraph, ‘People often underestimate how dangerous a goat can be — I personally know six people who have become severely injured by goats, and the annual death toll racked up by goats is over 2,000,000’, is also a reader question and not a response from Mr Robinson. The Argus is happy to correct this and would like to apologise for the error.” [Via]