Buttock Flavor Enquiry Preserved For Posterity In Pages Of August Journal

“’He said Shaq gave a bitch a mil — I don’t do that ’cause my name’s Shaquille. I love ’em but don’t leave ’em. I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ’em. Kobe, how my ass taste?’ The crowd at the club joined a smiling O’Neal in repeating the zinger several times in unison while he bent over and flaunted his Barkleyesque rump.” [Related]