Also, Law Made

Do you know the one thing Mayor de Blasio hates more than a meritocratic system in which wealth accrues to those deserving souls willing to work hard and spurn the paternalistic handouts of a government hell-bent on sapping our innate entrepreneurial spirits so that it can drag us down to a state of indolence and dependency? Being on time.

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