The Fecal Transplant Bank
If you are the kind of person who cannot read a headline like “First Fecal Transplant Bank Opens” without giggling and coming up with sophomoric jokes I don’t know what say other than no matter how distasteful or uncomfortable you find feces to be this is actually something that will save lives, and your scoffing at it only reveals a massive level of immaturity which should be deeply shaming to you. Also, I bet you will love our “doody” tag.