Person Didn't Do Thing: Every Story Ever From Now On

This account is hoax created by Italian journalist Tommasso Debenedetti

— Bob Dylan (@BobDylanTweets) December 11, 2013

“Contrary to widespread reports, Bob Dylan did not join Twitter this morning,” is a sentence we were able to read here today in 2013, where everything is apparently bullshit and the past and future blend together in a horrible melange of the futile and the mundane. As you were.