Ozzy Osbourne Is 65

Happy birthday to John Michael Osbourne. There are so many groundbreaking performances to choose from it seems almost comical that we’re going with this one, and yet here we are. Anyway, authorities in whom I have the greatest trust on the matter assure me that 13, Black Sabbath’s most recent record, is actually quite good, so if that’s the sort of thing you’ve been waiting to hear consider it vouched for.