Here Are 10 People Who Are Probably Thrilled That They Are Relevant Enough To Be Mocked

“Mike Allen is a silly man who lives in a secret den in a funny little town called Washington. His job is to tell all the other silly men that they are very, very important and strong.”
— Now that Awl pal Alex Pareene’s annual Hack List is complete you can enjoy the whole thing in one sitting. It’s beginning to click a lot like Christmas!