Tattooed Jesus Takes Lubbock By Storm

As the great Butch Hancock noted of his birthplace, “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in Hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth and you should save it for someone you love.” It’s our contradictions that make us beautiful in the eyes of the Lord, I guess. Anyway, I love how the people they talk to about this billboard are like, “Yeah, maybe I’ll look it up next time I’m online or whatever.” I guess that counts as a kind of storm.