Even A Skinny Brian Stelter Can Take Out An Elevator

Is your wacky neighbor hilarious and fun — or terrible? Here’s an easy test:

1. Do they host book parties for E!’s “#1 Single” reality show contestant Allen Salkin?
2. Do they “blow out” your elevator?
3. Do they then immediately seek counsel when you complain?

Then it is possible that they are terrible instead of fun, but it’s hard to tell. Bonne chance!