Yuck, "Age Of Consent"

I would say that, after asking for a ten-word-or-less explanation of the current conditions in Syria, the number one question that people want me to settle for them — usually when I am on the street or dining in a fancy restaurant, but always when I am otherwise engaged, which makes answering a burden that I somehow manage to bear with an admirable degree of grace — is about the best New Order song. I will save you the awkwardness of having to screw up your courage to approach me: It’s this one. [Via]