My Capacious-Cheeked Companions Turned Me Bad

“They have previously been accused of being aggressive, untrustworthy and deceitful, but now wide-faced men have also been blamed for selfishness in other people. New research by the University of California, Riverside, has revealed that when people interact with men with wider faces they are more prone to selfishness and their selfish behaviour elicits selfish behaviour in others.”
 — We should all get together later this afternoon and figure out when we’re each using the “it wasn’t my fault, it was that broad-faced bastard I was hanging out with” excuse to get out of trouble so we don’t ruin it through overexposure.