Fries, In Order

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13. Crinkle-Cut

12. Wedge

11. Steak

10. Home

9. Cheese/Gravy/Whatever Nasty Shit Canadians Put On Them

8. Sweet Potato

7. Oven

6. Tornado

5. Traditional Fast Food

4. Waffle

3. Shoestring

2. Cajun

1. Curly

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