EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS FAKE AND CONNECTED AND SUCKS AND WE ARE PAWNS UGH

UM. So long, Horse_ebooks and Pronunciation Book! Because:

the creators of the two accounts, Jacob Bakkila and Thomas Bender, will prove that they are indeed human, appearing in a performance that is the final flourish in this suite of conceptual-art pieces, weaving together Horse_ebooks and Pronunciation Book

HOLY SHIT, WE ARE ALL DUPES. I don’t understand anything. NO NO NO. We thought Alexey Kouznetsov was @horse_ebooks? And that… IDK BuzzFeed something something has dirty hands into this? UGH. *climbs into hole screaming* OH NO:

Bear Stearns Bravo

— Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) September 24, 2013