Ain't No Snobs Like San Francisco Snobs

When Zynga honcho Mark Pincus bought a house in San Francisco, everyone gushed. It sounds okay! According to the Wall Street Journal, “Spanning four levels, the seven-bedroom home has an elevator, six fireplaces and views of the Golden Gate Bridge. The Dutch Colonial Revival house was never previously on the market; it had remained in the Newhall family since it was built in 1907.” Not everyone was so impressed, according to the new Vanity Fair which I am now going to go out and buy. According to Trevor Traina, “San Francisco’s undisputed social king,” “Their house needs a lot of work but also has superb potential, so I’m really excited for them.” #BURN. (BONUS FUN POINT: Danielle Steel is Trevor’s stepmother. Yes.)(via Valleywag)