SOLID GOLD iPHONE WHAT DO U THINK?

I consider myself — and anyone else who has not yet chosen to commit suicide — an optimist, in the sense that continuing to wake up each morning is currently about the most significant contribution most of us can make in terms of betting big on life, but even someone with my upbeat outlook on existence has a hard time remaining positive in the face of all the reaction to the rumor that a new cell phone might be a special shade of shiny this time around. Good lord, people, look at yourselves. Whoever said this generation has no future and deserves none was totally underplaying her hand.