Is Your Japanese Smart Toilet Trying To Kill You?

“Hackers can harass users of a smart toilets in Japan by exploiting the power of a free Bluetooth app. The advanced ‘Satis’ automatic toilet can be remotely operated by a free app available on Android smartphones that lets people raise and lower the toilet set as well as trigger a bidet function and flush. The unlikely Bluetooth security vulnerability warning came from IT security firm Trustwave, which said the high-end Satis toilet can be operated remotely.”
 — If there’s still an Earth left to discover millions of years from now, I hope this is all that future explorers learn about our civilization.