I Guess The Good News Is At Least We All Have A Common Enemy Now

Like, I’m gonna name my next publication Foot-Binding. Right after Corset and Girdle and On My Knees.

— Nicole Lee (@nicole) August 14, 2013

I thought this whole thing, about this man who was finally going to give women what they wanted on the web — a terrible website! — was a dream. But it was reaaaallll. (Don’t miss the comments, where every woman you’ve ever met yells at him! Haha, it’s great.) Anyway, hello gaggles! “Bustle” apparently exists. $6.5 million worth of exists. LOL. The fucking thing makes xoJane look like the collected works of Marilynne Robinson.