The Toughest Job In New York

“New York State Liquor Authority inspectors are drinking away your tax dollars. The probers are racking up pricey booze bills while investigating restaurants suspected of illegally serving alcoholic drinks outdoors, the Daily News has learned. In one case, two inspectors checking out a Staten Island restaurant ordered six bottles of Bud Light, running up a $54 tab, while checking to ensure the restaurant wasn’t violating liquor laws, according to records obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request.”
 — I’m sorry, where I come from, having to drink six BUD LIGHTS in the line of duty is called “taking one for the team,” and deserves commendation, not scorn. You can never get that taste out of your mouth.