Some Cats Eat Better Than Some People

“Celebrity chef Simon Rimmer has created the world’s most luxurious cat food featuring roasted duck, lobster sushi roll and Beluga caviar.”
 — I haven’t watched this all the way through, so I suppose it’s possible that right at the end he has some clarifying realization about the implications of everything he’s spent the last five minutes doing and, in a moment of repentance for the horrors over which he has just presided, stabs himself with one of his kitchen knives, but again, I didn’t stay until the finish to see, so it’s also possible that he did not.