What Wine Goes With Global Warming?

What wine will be drinking during our future of fire and flood? If you said, “Who cares, life is but a grim slog through boredom and despair, what does it matter which varietal we choose to blot out the pain with?” you are essentially correct but you do sound a little joyless, you know? Unwind, you’re going to end up in the ground anyway. Might as well savor a few suitable spirits before the inevitable occurs.