Mushrooms Might Make You Suck Less

You know those days where you wake up and before your feet hit the floor your head is already heavy with dread, the walk to the bathroom is like swimming through warm, flavorless jello and brushing your teeth is a massive undertaking during which your mind is a place full of painful memories and pointed reminders that you’re not likely to do any better in the future? Those mornings where you avoid looking at other people on your way to work because you can’t bear to see or be seen? When you’re forced to expend what little mental acuity you have left keeping your thoughts away from the things that might make you cry? And you feel like all you’ve done lately is screw things up, make people sad and apologize for being such a drag? Maybe on those days you should take some mushrooms. It could hardly make life worse, right?