Maine Governor Just Trying To Raise Awareness Of Lube

“No governor has fought more to eradicate domestic violence than Governor LePage. He has zero tolerance for any kind of assault on women. To equate his remark to a ‘rape culture’ goes beyond sensational.”
 — Peter Steele, spokesman for Maine Governor Paul LePage (R, duh) defends his boss’ remarks that a Democratic state senator “claims to be for the people but he’s the first one to give it to the people without providing Vaseline.”