Fame-Averse Egg-Tosser Hopes To Maintain Her Anonymity By Writing Bylined Piece In The Guardian

“On Saturday evening, after serious consideration, I decided to make a little act of protest about something that matters profoundly to me. Before any explanation of that gesture, I’d like to apologise unequivocally to Richard and Adam, the contestants whose performance I disrupted; I was planning to do it once the song finished, but I got a bit nervous and went slightly early. I sincerely apologise for overshadowing their moment and to anyone watching and in the live audience who felt that their evening’s entertainment was marred, or even ruined. However, I am not sorry for pelting Simon Cowell with eggs.

I have no desire to be famous and I’m not an attention seeker.”
 — Sometimes you have to sacrifice for the greater good.