Cat Two-Faced
“In the west shall be born a twin-headed beast while a dual-pastry fusion ascends in the east” is what Nostradamus might have written about all the stupid stuff going on in the news right now if he really had the ability to see into the future. Anyway, the signs are all there: a kitty with a pair of faces, a monstrous amalgam of donut and crossiant… we are opening all the seals, people. This will not end well.