Tony Blair Is 60

“Scorned by his fellow citizens for his disastrous decision to provide cover for a corrupt war waged on false pretenses, the former leader of the United Kingdom found himself at 60 in dire, impoverished circumstances, constantly looking over his shoulder and fearful of travel, what with the possibility of arrest for war crimes always hanging over his head” is how a notice of Tony Blair’s 60th birthday might read in a parallel universe. In this one, the guy is loaded and goes pretty much wherever he wants. He still turns 60 today though.