Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever

• “Their mothers walked down the aisle accompanied by French porn actor François Sagat.”

• “Finally, [a groom] convinced his hero, Erasure’s Andy Bell (an enthusiastic fan of Fab.com, it turned out), to light up the dance floor with a trio of Erasure’s greatest hits.”

• The same groom: “’When I met my current boyfriend, I was getting married, invitations were getting sent, everything was done, and then I met Georgi and fell in love. I met him and a month later, I called off my wedding.’”

When something is just this damn gay, you have to say: good for you, honey. There’s also a 20-image slideshow! Why not. What a town.