In Spite Of Everything Life Somehow Still Manages To Delight On Occasion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOWVAEa9je4

I don’t think I could do any better than “Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs,” and, in fact, I’d be a fool to try. Between this and spring I am almost smiling today.