Britain Reboots Class System

“British people can now aspire to and despise four new levels of social classes, according to a new survey conducted by researchers in partnership with public broadcaster the BBC.” Replacing your classic “upper,” “middle” and “working” cohorts are seven new classes: “Elite,” “Established Middle,” “Technical Middle,” “New Affluent Workers,” “Traditional Working,” “Emergent Service Workers” and “Precarious Proletariat.” Distinctions aside, they will all stab you for looking at them funny. Which one would you be?