Please Stop Talking About Jon Hamm's Enormous Penis

“I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal…”
 — I would like to see Jon Hamm’s contract just to verify this.