Famous Baby Victim of Brazen Diaper Bag Theft

A notable baby was the victim of a shameless thief last week in San Francisco, and city officials are warning that such crimes are almost certain to occur again. The well known infant’s diaper bag had been innocently left unattended at the city’s Hall of Justice when the baby’s foster mother forgot to the crucial personal item while going through the security line.

The baby, known only as “Baby Nash,” is famous because two police officers saved his life with CPR, and also they “drove him to the hospital themselves,” which was a selfless sacrifice that saved the baby’s life. Earlier, the baby’s biological mother had abandoned him somewhere.

Thanks to the security cameras everywhere that collect video of all aspects of life, a 59-year-old jerk was arrested for stealing the important diaper bag. The man apparently has a long record of such arrests, and was found in one of the city’s historic residential bum hotels. Baby Nash had no comment.

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