The Last Lines, In Order, Of Every Major Character In The "30 Rock" Finale

by Vijith Assar

16. Liz: She’ll be like, “Whaaat?” (41:48)

15. Jack: Wait, you’re Sam? (42:16)

14. Grizz: Wait, you’re Sam? Don’t even say it. (41:26)

13. Kenneth: So the whole show just takes place here at 30 Rockefeller Plaza — is that right, Ms. Lemon? [Yes sir…] I know, and I love it. (42:28)

12. Dot Com: Tracy is exactly where you think he is, Liz. It’s the closest thing he has to hiding out in a church. (30:50)

11. Elisa: Thank you, you two, for blowing my brains. (14:04)

10. Lutz: Blimpie’s! (31:22)

9. Josh: Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! (34:58)

8. Toofer: Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! (34:58)

7. Frank: Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! (34:58)

6. Tracy: My dad finally came back from getting cigarettes. (42:02)

5. Jonathan: You’re no longer special to him! Get out! Get out of our lives! Yes! Hahaha! (19:46)

4. Cerie: Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! Cupcake sandwich! (34:58)

3. Pete: Who’s Pete? I have amnesia. Aw, damn it, I practiced this. Hi, buddies! (42:20)

2. Jenna: See you later, suckas! Meep meep! Pewwwww! (41:41)

1. Nancy: Oh, Jack, porking in that prison basement was wicked awesome. (13:59)

Vijith Assar’s favorite line was: “You frustrated me and you wore me out, but because the human heart is not properly connected to the human brain, I love you.”