Parenting Skills Questioned In Case Of 9-Year-Old Rapper

Today in news: “Cops probe dad of 9-yr.-old rapper ‘Lil Poopy’ for neglect over lyrics boasting of cocaine, sexual videos of him grinding on scantily-clad women.” In case you were wondering, Lil Poopy was “named for when he used to wear his diapers as an infant.” Let’s hurry it up with that next asteroid, can we?