The Real Shocker Here Is That Schools Are Teaching Any Kind Of Handwriting

“Across North Carolina and in dozens of other states, teachers are committing what once would have been heresy: They are writing off cursive script.”
 — What are they going to cancel next, semaphore class? Introduction to phrenology? This is an OUTRAGE. How will the youth be able to properly express the sentiment “SEXT U L8R LOL” to one another if not in cursive?