Happy 12/12/12
Today is the last time people can be annoying about the fact that the digits in our calendar styling are, like, the same, man, for about 98 years or so, by which point you’ll be long dead. So just grit your teeth and remind yourself of that when everyone’s all, “Oh my God, it’s 12/12/12!” I mean, I get through most days by reminding myself that I’ll be dead soon enough, but today it will have extra special significance.