Football Pick Haikus For Week 15
Thursday, December 13
Cincinnati -4.5 At Philadelphia
Bengals have taken
the last few weeks off but the
Eagles off all year. PICK: BENGALS
Sunday, December 16
Green Bay -3 At Chicago
Without Urlacher
Bears Defense looks gooey like
a deep crust pizza. PICK: PACKERS
At Atlanta -1.5 NY Giants
With both teams in steep
decline only the Giants
show up for big games. PICK: GIANTS
At New Orleans -3.5 Tampa Bay
Only cool thing about the
Bucs is the kid who dances
with the cheerleaders. PICK: SAINTS
At St. Louis -3 Minnesota
Adrian Peterson
is not the greatest ever
but he’s good right now. PICK: VIKINGS
Washington -1 At Cleveland
Will RG3 play?
I kind of think that he won’t.
So I’ll take the Browns. PICK: BROWNS
At Miami -7 Jacksonville
The Jags-run defense
is more suspect than Brian
Williams’ music cred. PICK: JAGS
Denver -2.5 At Baltimore
Ravens getting old
before our very eyes like
a sad Gossip Girl. PICK: BRONCOS
At Houston -8.5 Indianapolis
The Texans got crushed
on Monday night but they have
nothing to play for. PICK: COLTS
At San Diego -3 Carolina
The Chargers should run
the Statue of Liberty
play on every down. PICK: PANTHERS
Seattle -5.5 At Buffalo
Seahawks more fun than
a monkey in a parka
in an Ikea. PICK: SEAHAWKS
Detroit -6 At Arizona
If Arizona
loses ten straight they might have
to deport the team. PICK: LIONS
Pittsburgh -1.5 At Dallas
Which offense will be
more inept. Sources still point
to Tony Romo. PICK: STEELERS
At Oakland -3 Kansas City
I can’t imagine
how the Raiders will win this
game, but someone will. PICK: RAIDERS
At New England -5 San Francisco
They should have saved this
terrific match-up for the
Super Bowl, you know? PICK: PATRIOTS
Monday, December 17
At Tennessee -2 NY Jets
What plagues will God send
Jets’ fans? Radioactive
monkeys probably. PICK: JETS
Last week’s Haiku Picks went 5–10–1. That’s 96–108–5 for the season.
Jim Behrle opens up for Joe Wenderoth at the Poetry Project Friday Night at 10 p.m. Check out Poetryproject.org for details.