£1 Fish Man, "One Pound Fish"

“London fish monger Muhammad Shahid Nazir, who is better known as the £1 Fish Man, has released a song in the hopes of securing the coveted Christmas number one slot. The fish monger, who was born in Pattoki, near Lahore in Pakistan, became a viral sensation after footage of him singing his distinctive trader’s call “come on ladies, come on ladies, one pound fish” was posted on YouTube.” Will this tribute to piscine economy surpass “Baby” and “Gangnam Style” as the most viewed video on YouTube? Sure, why the hell not.