O Beautiful For Foodstuffs Fried

Let the naysayers say “nay.” Let the cavillers cavil. Allow those who prognosticate our decline to yammer on with their declination prognostications. So long as America continues to lead the world in deep-fried innovation, be it on a stick or stickless, we will long remain the greatest beacon of freedom this world has ever known. I mean, fried sugar cubes? THAT is what all those old white dudes had in mind when they got together in Philly so many years ago.