Worst Penthouse Forum Letter Ever

“I was on my way into Birmingham when I saw this lovely looking blonde girl standing on the side of the road. She was outside a pub wearing pretty much next to nothing. I couldn’t take my eyes off her, she had the classic long legs and lovely figure. My concentration drifted and suddenly I realised I was about to crash into the car in front. I slammed on my brakes and this bloke when into the back of me. It wasn’t too bad though and when I told him what had happened he actually saw the funny side of it. But I was gutted the girl didn’t come and check it I was OK, she just walked off and I was stuck swapping insurance details with this big hairy bloke instead.”