Shaving: What's It All About?

I recently started shaving with a double-edge safety razor and it has CHANGED MY LIFE. Seriously, if I somehow manage to get the procedure down to the point where my shaky, hungover morning hands don’t put me at serious risk of accidental throat-slittery I feel like everything is going to be fine from now on. (Shaving-wise, I mean. The rest of my existence will remain a continuing state of suffering through the inevitable trudge to the tomb.) My face has not been this smooth since I hit puberty, and not having to take out a loan each time I need to buy new blades means more money to spend on cigarettes and alcohol! Anyway, here’s a whole bunch of stuff about shaving that may or may not be of interest to you.