Larcenous Catfish Ransacks Home In Botched Robbery Attempt

“No thieves would leave a giant fish in the house while stealing nothing. And it’s not possible that someone threw the fish in through the window, as the door and windows were locked. All we can imagine is that the catfish somehow sneaked into the house in the time between us opening the door and then leaving for work.”
 — Why yes, there is a picture.