Jane Fonda's Bizarre, Magnificent Spread in ¡Hola!

Perhaps you don’t religiously read ¡Hola! at the supermarket checkout. You fool, you’re missing out on the comings and goings of the hot Spanish royal family. (Felipe, Prince of Asturias! Rowr! Or do you prefer former Olympian Iñaki Urdangarín Liebaert, Duke Consort of Palma de Mallorca? That’s fine if you do.) But you’re also missing out on this amazing Jane Fonda photoshoot in the August 1 issue. (Why? ¡No sé!) But here she is, at “74 incredible years”! “I have no secret, but good genes and trying to take care! And I’m not Superwoman!” You’re superwoman to us, Jane. Or at least to that bird you have there on a stick. And possibly also that dog that you are clutching. In your backyard. In daylight. In a backless, sequined evening gown.