Sporting Event Whimsical

“Events included Gentleman’s Club golf where contestants have to lob a bowler hat into a large fishing net; Butler Baiting, a strange relay; and Ironing Board surfing which involves the contestant being carried atop their ironing board while holding a cocktail which must not spill. In all the disciplines points are also awarded for élan, panache and the maintenance of an immaculate crease. Not winning also scores bonus points.”
 — Yes, it’s the Chaps Olympiad. And yes, there is video.