Meatball-Eating Bear Will Have To Subsist On More Natural Diet

“Los Angeles’ newest star, the popular Glendale bear, has been sent back to the woods in hopes he won’t return, after his latest appearance in search of an easy meal. The California black bear, whom locals have nicknamed ‘Glen Bearian’ and ‘Meatball,’ was spotted Sunday morning sleeping 75 feet up in a tree.” A couple of darts later and it was into the van with him. Good luck out there, Meatball.